PRIVATE HIRE

Host your next party, corporate event or full-blown celebration at our freshly refurbished hideout in Clapham Junction. Whether it’s a small gathering or a full takeover for up to 500 guests, The Thieves is the perfect base for your big occasion.

Pick your plan: book a private function room, hijack the arcade, or go all-in and claim the whole venue. Then load up your package with all the extras - arcades, interactive darts, pool and karaoke.

No heist is complete without a feast, and our kitchen partners deliver menus for every mission. From sit-down dinners to epic buffet spreads, we’ve got you covered.

So, assemble your gang, lock in the date, and get ready to steal the night!