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Activities

The new ‘thieves’ opens is now open!

A modern playhouse for Battersea.

Live entertainment, Balans food, brunches, arcade, pool, darts!

The Thieves is more than just a venue—it's an adult playground for the curious, the playful, and the bold. Forget the one-note night out; every visit here is a different kind of caper , a mash-up of live spectacle, late-night escapades, and competitive camaraderie.

Ready to steal back a little more life than you started with?