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There’s always something brewing at The Thieves. From live DJs and late-night parties every weekend to karaoke sessions, arcade battles, comedy nights (every two weeks!), themed events, and spontaneous moments of chaos, no two nights are ever the same.

Expect soundtracks packed with disco, house, indie anthems, funk, soul, throwback classics, and crowd favourites guaranteed to keep the energy high. Whether you’re here for after-work drinks, a big night out, or something a little unexpected, check out what’s coming up and join the action.

Every Week at the Thieves

Monday & Tuesday

All day!

Free Pool, Free Darts and Free Karaoke every Monday and Tuesday for advance bookings!

Tuesdays

Time: 17:00 til 23:59

2-4-1 on all cocktails, house wine and Laine & Brixton beers through PUBBL!

Wednesdays

Time: 20:00 til 22:00

🍻 Join us EVERY WEDNESDAY for our weekly @thebigfatquizco with quiz master extraordinaire Jamie!

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Music & Events

Featured
The Great Comedy Heist
Aug 26
The Great Comedy Heist
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DJs in The Arcade Every Friday and Saturday
Aug 28
DJs in The Arcade Every Friday and Saturday
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DJ's in the Main Bar Every Saturday Night
Aug 29
DJ's in the Main Bar Every Saturday Night
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Pitch, Please! | Pitch Your Single Friend!
Sept 24
Pitch, Please! | Pitch Your Single Friend!

The world in 2026 is all about meeting IRL, not on dating apps!

Got a friend who’s single, stunning, and totally dateable? Time to sell them on stage at TheThieves with PITCH, PLEASE!

DISCLAIMER - YOU DON'T HAVE TO PITCH ANYONE TO ATTEND THIS EVENT

To apply to pitch, please fill out the form PITCH A FRIEND FORM!

Get involved and buy tickets here.

Welcome to Pitch a Single Friend – the wildly fun, slightly chaotic, and fun night where friendship meets matchmaking. It’s like Dragon’s Den, but for dating… and with cocktails.

Here’s the deal: brave (and maybe slightly mischievous) pals take the mic to pitch their fabulous friends to a room full of eligible singles. Each 3–5 minute power point pitch is a celebration of what makes their mate a total catch – with humour, heart, and just enough sass. Expect around 4-7 pitches throughout the night with plenty of time in between to drink, flirt, and discuss who’s a 10/10.

Because if you’re going to sell your mate…

Pitch, Please.

Presenters and the friend their pitching get half price entry, don't say we don't treat you x

💌 Not pitching? No worries. Come to watch, cheer, and maybe even meet your next crush in the crowd. It’s low-pressure, high-fun, and the perfect midweek buzz.

💌Not single but got a bestie to pitch? If you’re loved-up, cuffed, or simply not on the market but you do have a single friend you’re ready to hype up, you’re more than welcome!

🌟 50+ Singles, one venue. 25+

7:00 PM arrival = peak mingling hour

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Pitch, Please! | Pitch Your Single Friend!
Oct 22
Pitch, Please! | Pitch Your Single Friend!

The world in 2026 is all about meeting IRL, not on dating apps!

Got a friend who’s single, stunning, and totally dateable? Time to sell them on stage at TheThieves with PITCH, PLEASE!

DISCLAIMER - YOU DON'T HAVE TO PITCH ANYONE TO ATTEND THIS EVENT

To apply to pitch, please fill out the form PITCH A FRIEND FORM!

Get involved and buy tickets here.

Welcome to Pitch a Single Friend – the wildly fun, slightly chaotic, and fun night where friendship meets matchmaking. It’s like Dragon’s Den, but for dating… and with cocktails.

Here’s the deal: brave (and maybe slightly mischievous) pals take the mic to pitch their fabulous friends to a room full of eligible singles. Each 3–5 minute power point pitch is a celebration of what makes their mate a total catch – with humour, heart, and just enough sass. Expect around 4-7 pitches throughout the night with plenty of time in between to drink, flirt, and discuss who’s a 10/10.

Because if you’re going to sell your mate…

Pitch, Please.

Presenters and the friend their pitching get half price entry, don't say we don't treat you x

💌 Not pitching? No worries. Come to watch, cheer, and maybe even meet your next crush in the crowd. It’s low-pressure, high-fun, and the perfect midweek buzz.

💌Not single but got a bestie to pitch? If you’re loved-up, cuffed, or simply not on the market but you do have a single friend you’re ready to hype up, you’re more than welcome!

🌟 50+ Singles, one venue. 25+

7:00 PM arrival = peak mingling hour

Read more →
Pitch, Please! | Pitch Your Single Friend!
Nov 26
Pitch, Please! | Pitch Your Single Friend!

The world in 2026 is all about meeting IRL, not on dating apps!

Got a friend who’s single, stunning, and totally dateable? Time to sell them on stage at TheThieves with PITCH, PLEASE!

DISCLAIMER - YOU DON'T HAVE TO PITCH ANYONE TO ATTEND THIS EVENT

To apply to pitch, please fill out the form PITCH A FRIEND FORM!

Get involved and buy tickets here.

Welcome to Pitch a Single Friend – the wildly fun, slightly chaotic, and fun night where friendship meets matchmaking. It’s like Dragon’s Den, but for dating… and with cocktails.

Here’s the deal: brave (and maybe slightly mischievous) pals take the mic to pitch their fabulous friends to a room full of eligible singles. Each 3–5 minute power point pitch is a celebration of what makes their mate a total catch – with humour, heart, and just enough sass. Expect around 4-7 pitches throughout the night with plenty of time in between to drink, flirt, and discuss who’s a 10/10.

Because if you’re going to sell your mate…

Pitch, Please.

Presenters and the friend their pitching get half price entry, don't say we don't treat you x

💌 Not pitching? No worries. Come to watch, cheer, and maybe even meet your next crush in the crowd. It’s low-pressure, high-fun, and the perfect midweek buzz.

💌Not single but got a bestie to pitch? If you’re loved-up, cuffed, or simply not on the market but you do have a single friend you’re ready to hype up, you’re more than welcome!

🌟 50+ Singles, one venue. 25+

7:00 PM arrival = peak mingling hour

Read more →