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At The Thieves, bookings are never just about drinks. Whether you’re locking in after-work cocktails, weekend plans, group gatherings, karaoke sessions, arcade battles, or a full private hire takeover, there’s always something worth sticking around for. Add interactive darts, pool, late-night DJs, and crowd-pleasing food packages into the mix, and you’ve got everything you need for an unforgettable night in Clapham Junction.

Book your spot and let the heist begin.

ACTIVITIES

  • Darts

    Every Hour

    Our darts boards are ready for you to practice the subtle art of hitting the target. Aim for the bullseye, strategise your checkout, and execute the perfect throw to snatch a win from your mates. Plus, you’ve your very own dedicated bar!

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  • Karaoke

    Every Hour

    Grab the mic and unleash your inner rockstar. Whether you're a seasoned diva or a shy shower-singer, our stage is open for you to belt out your favourite tunes. With a massive library of hits and a private room , it's all about having fun and stealing the limelight.

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  • Pool

    FREE TABLE? GO FOR IT

    Rack 'em up and plan your next move. At our pool tables every game is a blend of skill and deception. Line up the angles, make a clean break, and use cunning strategy to outmaneuver your opponent. Grab a cue and sink a few balls while you figure out your next big scheme.

  • Thieves Gambit

    GUARANTEED TIME AT THE ARCADE

    Head to The Thieves Gambit, our upstairs arcade. Feel your inner child come alive with our retro arcades, or take a dive into VR and racing games. This is your chance to engage in some spirited competitive camaraderie. Want to steal a victory off your mates and win ultimate bragging rights? Get booking!

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  • Singpod

    WHENEVER AND HOWEVER LONG!

    For those who want to sing their hearts out but prefer a private stage, our Singpods are your answer! Gather your crew, pick your playlist, and enjoy a private karaoke experience in your own dedicated booth. It’s perfect for intimate parties, hilarious group performances, and singing off-key.

    Turn Up & Sing

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Host anything from intimate gatherings to full venue takeovers at The Thieves in Clapham Junction. With private rooms, arcade games, karaoke, darts, pool and bespoke food packages, we’ll help you pull off a night worth talking about.

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