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The Thieves
Home
What's On
Food
Arcade & Karaoke
Bookings
Private Hire
Comedy
World Cup
Group Packages
Home
What's On
Food
Arcade & Karaoke
Bookings
Private Hire
Comedy
World Cup
Group Packages

A modern playhouse for Battersea.

The Ultimate Pub filled with Live entertainment, arcades, Karaoke, Comedy, pool, darts!

The Thieves is more than just a venue—it's an adult playground for the curious, the playful, and the bold. Forget the one-note night out; every visit here is a different kind of caper , a mash-up of live spectacle, late-night escapades, and competitive camaraderie.

Ready to steal back a little more life than you started with?

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Address:
51 Lavender Gardens,
Battersea,
London,
SW11 1DJ

Opening Times:
Monday & Tuesday: 4pm - 11pm
Wednesday: 4pm - midnight
Thursday: 12pm - midnight
Friday & Saturday: 12pm - 2am
Sunday: 12pm - 10pm

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Arcade Opening Times:
Monday - Wednesday: 4pm - close
Friday & Saturday : 12pm - 1:30am

Sunday : 12pm - 9pm