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The Thieves
Home
Bookings
Activities
What's On
Food
Drinks
Christmas
Private Hire
Group Packages
Home
Bookings
Activities
What's On
Food
Drinks
Christmas
Private Hire
Group Packages

 The new ‘thieves’ is now open!

A modern playhouse for Battersea.

Live entertainment, Balans food, brunches, arcade, pool, darts!

The Thieves is more than just a venue—it's an adult playground for the curious, the playful, and the bold. Forget the one-note night out; every visit here is a different kind of caper , a mash-up of live spectacle, late-night escapades, and competitive camaraderie.

Ready to steal back a little more life than you started with?

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Address:
51 Lavender Gardens, Battersea, London,
SW11 1DJ

Opening Times:
Monday - Wednesday: 4pm - midnight
Thursday: 12pm - midnight
Friday: 12pm - 2am
Saturday & Sunday: 10am - 2am
Sunday: 10am - 10pm

Arcade Opening Times:
Monday - Thursday: 6pm - 11.30pm
Friday & Saturday: 12pm - 01.30am
Sunday: 12pm - 8pm