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Jeff Innocent

British Comedian of the Year winner Jeff Innocent is a certified legend of the UK circuit who subverts every expectation the second he steps on stage. Famously described as having the body of a nightclub bouncer and the brains of a university boffin, his unique appeal lies in the sharp contrast between his East End geezer appearance and his highly educated, philosophical, and culturally sharp delivery.

Eleanor Tiernan

A master of the uniquely oblique worldview, Eleanor Tiernan delivers deceptively sharp, acerbic wit with a trademark deadpan charm. She avoids cheap gimmicks or topical trash-talk, relying instead on astute, whimsical observations grounded in honest, highly original storytelling. Eleanor has been featured on Comedy Central’s The Alternative Comedy Experience, BBC Radio 4's The News Quiz, and BBC NI's The Blame Game, and she is a highly sought-after tour support act for the likes of Stewart Lee and Jason Manford. 

Justin Panks

Often called the comedian’s comedian, Justin Panks brings an unapologetically fearless, high-energy punk-rock ethos to the stage. He delivers unexpected punchlines and meticulously crafted jokes disguised as raw, revealing anecdotes, making him a highly versatile performer who adapts effortlessly to rowdy weekend clubs, intimate rooms, or large theatres. He is a seasoned regular for major UK promoters like Avalon and Off The Kerb, with extensive international gigging experience spanning New York, Europe, and the Middle East.

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Doors at 7pm, show starts at 8pm. 

England are just one win away from the World Cup Final!

Join us at The Thieves as the Three Lions take on Argentina in a huge semi-final showdown, shown live on our big screens throughout the pub.

It’s a heavyweight clash packed with history, world-class talent and everything on the line. Expect high-stakes drama and an electric atmosphere from kick-off to the final whistle.

Grab a drink, find your spot and cheer on England live at The Thieves!

France and Spain go head-to-head in a huge World Cup semi-final, with just one win standing between them and a place in the final!

Join us at The Thieves as two of Europe’s biggest footballing nations battle it out, shown live on our big screens throughout the pub.

Expect world-class talent, high-stakes drama and an electric atmosphere from kick-off to the final whistle.

Grab a drink, settle in and catch every moment live at The Thieves!

Watch England vs Norway live at The Thieves! Book a table here

England are into the Quarter Finals, and the World Cup dream is getting very real.

Join us as the Three Lions take on Norway in a huge knockout clash, with a place in the Semi Finals up for grabs. Expect big tackles, bigger chances and absolutely no calm, sensible reactions from anyone in the room.

We’ll be showing every minute live on the big screens, with cold pints, great food and a proper match-day atmosphere from kick-off to the final whistle.

Come early, grab your spot and settle in for a massive night of tournament football.

Kick-off: 10pm Book a table here

Watch France vs Morocco live at The Thieves!

The quarter-finals are heating up as France take on Morocco for a place in the World Cup semi-finals.

France bring the pedigree, Morocco bring the passion, and with everything on the line, this has all the makings of a proper knockout night.

Join us at The Thieves for every minute live on the big screens, with cold drinks, great food and a buzzing matchday atmosphere.

Kick-off: 9:00pm, Thursday 9th July.

Watch Portugal vs Spain live at The Thieves!

Two neighbours. Two footballing giants. One seriously tasty knockout clash.

Portugal and Spain go head-to-head in a huge World Cup Round of 16 tie, with a place in the Quarter Finals up for grabs. Expect slick passing, big names, tense moments and probably a few “how has he missed that?” reactions along the way.

We’ll be showing every minute live on the big screens, with cold pints, great food and a proper match-day atmosphere from kick-off to the final whistle.

Come early, grab your spot and settle in for one of the standout games of the tournament.

Kick-off: 8pm

Watch England vs Congo DR live at The Thieves on the big screens.

England’s World Cup journey continues as they face Congo in a must-win knockout tie. Cheer on the Three Lions with fellow fans and soak up the atmosphere as we show every minute live on our giant HD screens.

Grab a pint, enjoy great food and experience all the excitement as England look to take another step towards World Cup glory.

Book a free table for you and your friends here!

Watch England Vs. Panama live at The Thieves on the big screens!

Join us for England’s final World Cup group game as we show every minute live on our giant screens.

Expect a buzzing atmosphere, great food, cold drinks and all the drama as England look to secure their place in the knockout stages.

Kick off your weekend with some of the best live music London has to offer, completely free of charge. Whether you're out for after-work drinks, date night, or a big night with friends, The Thieves is the place to be.

This Friday from 9PM we welcome the incredible Jeremy Peter Allen and Ross McGuire live music, great vibes, and unforgettable tunes.

🍹 Cocktails flowing
🎵 Live music from 9PM
🎮 Arcade games in The Arcade
🍔 Amazing food
🍺 Great drinks
AND ALL THE WORLD CUP ACTION

Every Friday, The Thieves hosts a rotating line-up of exceptional musicians, bands and performers spanning soul, funk, indie, blues, pop, acoustic favourites and everything in between. Whether you’re discovering a new favourite artist or catching a seasoned performer up close, every show brings something different.

Grab a drink, settle in with friends and enjoy an evening of outstanding live music in the heart of the city. No tickets, no fuss – just great artists, great atmosphere and free entry all night.

Free Entry | Every Friday | Live Music from 9pm til 1am

Watch England Vs. Ghana live at Thieves on the big screens!

Join us for England’s second World Cup group game as we show every minute live on our giant screens.

Expect a buzzing atmosphere, great food, cold drinks and all the drama as England look to secure their place in the knockout stages.

Expect big vocals, feel-good covers, cold drinks, singalong moments and late-night SW energy.

Watch England Vs. Croatia live at Thieves on the big screens!

Join us for England’s first World Cup group game as we show every minute live on our giant screens.

Expect a buzzing atmosphere, great food, cold drinks and all the drama as England look to secure their place in the knockout stages.

🍻 Join us EVERY WEDNESDAY for our weekly @thebigfatquizco with quiz master extraordinaire Jamie!

📝 There’ll be brain busters, impressive general knowledge & creative challenges to battle it out for a £50 bar tab then a weekly raffle to Play Your Cards Right for the cash jackpot!

💸 Book a table now to enter or drop in before 8pm!

🍻 Join us EVERY WEDNESDAY for our weekly @thebigfatquizco with quiz master extraordinaire Jamie!

📝 There’ll be brain busters, impressive general knowledge & creative challenges to battle it out for a £50 bar tab then a weekly raffle to Play Your Cards Right for the cash jackpot!

💸 Book a table now to enter or drop in before 8pm!

🍻 Join us EVERY WEDNESDAY for our weekly @thebigfatquizco with quiz master extraordinaire Jamie!

📝 There’ll be brain busters, impressive general knowledge & creative challenges to battle it out for a £50 bar tab then a weekly raffle to Play Your Cards Right for the cash jackpot!

💸 Book a table now to enter or drop in before 8pm!

🍻 Join us EVERY WEDNESDAY for our weekly @thebigfatquizco with quiz master extraordinaire Jamie!

📝 There’ll be brain busters, impressive general knowledge & creative challenges to battle it out for a £50 bar tab then a weekly raffle to Play Your Cards Right for the cash jackpot!

💸 Book a table now to enter or drop in before 8pm!