here to steal your night away.
WHAT’S HAPPENING AT THE THIEVES
Full Tilt Entertainment: Never Miss a Moment
From pulsating gigs and dazzling cabaret to side-splitting comedy and high-energy club nights, there’s always something to get into.
You'll find DJs spinning disco house, funk, soul, disco, indie, alt, and classics. The energy will never drop.
For the culturally curious, keep an eye out for our most unique events, like the Neon Naked Strip Karaoke or a spontaneous live set.
Every day, something's happening. Get ready to live the night at full tilt.
2-fer-tuesday
2-4-1 on all cocktails, house wine and Laine & Brixton beers through PUBBL!
Battersea Social CLub
Battersea Social Club
Every Friday at The Thieves
The ultimate Friday night social.
🎤 Live Music
🍸 Signature Cocktails
🕹️ Arcade Games
🎧 Live DJ in the Arcade Room
🎶 Sing-Along Anthems
💃 Dancing Until Late
From after-work drinks to late-night dancing, Battersea Social Club brings together live entertainment, great cocktails, classic arcade games and a packed dance floor every Friday.
Battersea Social CLub
Battersea Social Club
Every Friday at The Thieves
The ultimate Friday night social.
🎤 Live Music
🍸 Signature Cocktails
🕹️ Arcade Games
🎧 Live DJ in the Arcade Room
🎶 Sing-Along Anthems
💃 Dancing Until Late
From after-work drinks to late-night dancing, Battersea Social Club brings together live entertainment, great cocktails, classic arcade games and a packed dance floor every Friday.
Battersea Social CLub
Battersea Social Club
Every Friday at The Thieves
The ultimate Friday night social.
🎤 Live Music
🍸 Signature Cocktails
🕹️ Arcade Games
🎧 Live DJ in the Arcade Room
🎶 Sing-Along Anthems
💃 Dancing Until Late
From after-work drinks to late-night dancing, Battersea Social Club brings together live entertainment, great cocktails, classic arcade games and a packed dance floor every Friday.
BIG FAT QUIZ
🍻 Join us EVERY WEDNESDAY for our weekly @thebigfatquizco with quiz master extraordinaire Jamie!
📝 There’ll be brain busters, impressive general knowledge & creative challenges to battle it out for a £50 bar tab then a weekly raffle to Play Your Cards Right for the cash jackpot!
💸 Book a table now to enter or drop in before 8pm!
2-fer-tuesday
2-4-1 on all cocktails, house wine and Laine & Brixton beers through PUBBL!
For The Love of Pop
For The Love Of Pop
Every Saturday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
Need that gold streamer, pink bathroom, dancing-on-stage realness on a Saturday night? The Thieves have you covered.
A weekly pop party with a twist: all killer no filler pop hits with a no cringe guarantee.
Expect to hear:
Britney Spears / Charli XCX / Beyoncé / PinkPantheress / Tate McRae / Chappell Roan / Lorde / Dua Lipa / Lady Gaga / Doja Cat / Doechii / Megan Thee Stallion / ROSALÍA / Billie Eilish / Amaarae / Tinashe / Kelis / Tems / Nick Minaj / Kylie Minogue / Addison Rae / Lola Young / Gracie Abrams / CMAT / Selena Gomez / Ariana Grande / Rihanna / Taylor Swift / Christina Aguilera / Justin Timberlake / SZA / Timbaland / The Weeknd / FLO / ROSÉ / Bruno Mars / K anye West / Cardi B / Miley Cyrus / P!nk / Sugababes / JADE / Jungkook / Destiny’s Child / Harry Styles / Troye Sivan / Robyn / The 1975 / RAYE / JENNIE / Lily Allen / Madonna / Nelly Furtado / Gwen Stefani / Jamelia / Atomic Kitten / Black Eyed Peas / Azealia Banks + more
<< Book your free ticket>>
Battersea Social Club
Battersea Social Club
Every Friday at The Thieves
The ultimate Friday night social.
🎤 Live Music
🍸 Signature Cocktails
🕹️ Arcade Games
🎧 Live DJ in the Arcade Room
🎶 Sing-Along Anthems
💃 Dancing Until Late
From after-work drinks to late-night dancing, Battersea Social Club brings together live entertainment, great cocktails, classic arcade games and a packed dance floor every Friday.
BIG FAT QUIZ
🍻 Join us EVERY WEDNESDAY for our weekly @thebigfatquizco with quiz master extraordinaire Jamie!
📝 There’ll be brain busters, impressive general knowledge & creative challenges to battle it out for a £50 bar tab then a weekly raffle to Play Your Cards Right for the cash jackpot!
💸 Book a table now to enter or drop in before 8pm!
2-fer-tuesday
2-4-1 on all cocktails, house wine and Laine & Brixton beers through PUBBL!
For The Love of Pop
For The Love Of Pop
Every Saturday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
Need that gold streamer, pink bathroom, dancing-on-stage realness on a Saturday night? The Thieves have you covered.
A weekly pop party with a twist: all killer no filler pop hits with a no cringe guarantee.
Expect to hear:
Britney Spears / Charli XCX / Beyoncé / PinkPantheress / Tate McRae / Chappell Roan / Lorde / Dua Lipa / Lady Gaga / Doja Cat / Doechii / Megan Thee Stallion / ROSALÍA / Billie Eilish / Amaarae / Tinashe / Kelis / Tems / Nick Minaj / Kylie Minogue / Addison Rae / Lola Young / Gracie Abrams / CMAT / Selena Gomez / Ariana Grande / Rihanna / Taylor Swift / Christina Aguilera / Justin Timberlake / SZA / Timbaland / The Weeknd / FLO / ROSÉ / Bruno Mars / K anye West / Cardi B / Miley Cyrus / P!nk / Sugababes / JADE / Jungkook / Destiny’s Child / Harry Styles / Troye Sivan / Robyn / The 1975 / RAYE / JENNIE / Lily Allen / Madonna / Nelly Furtado / Gwen Stefani / Jamelia / Atomic Kitten / Black Eyed Peas / Azealia Banks + more
<< Book your free ticket>>
FEMININOMENON
FEMININOMENON
Every Friday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
An all-female pop party celebrating the ultimate icons of this era lands at The Thieves every Friday night and it’s completely free!
Expect wall-to-wall bangers from the women and queer artists redefining pop
You’ll hear the likes of:
Addison Rae / Ashnikko / Björk / Britney Spears / Caroline Polachek / Chappell Roan / Charli XCX / CMAT / COBRAH / Confidence Man / Doechii / Doja Cat / Fiona Apple / FKA Twigs / Grimes / Kim Petras / Kylie Minogue / Lady Gaga / Lana Del Rey / Lola Young / Lorde / Madonna / Magdalena Bay / Megan Thee Stallion / Olivia Rodrigo / PinkPantheress / RAE / Rebecca Black / Rina Sawayama / Robyn / ROSALIA / Sabrina Carpenter / Shygirl / Sky Ferreira / Slayyyter / SOPHIE / Sophie Ellis-Bextor / Tyla / Zara Larsson
<< Book your free ticket>>
BIG FAT QUIZ
🍻 Join us EVERY WEDNESDAY for our weekly @thebigfatquizco with quiz master extraordinaire Jamie!
📝 There’ll be brain busters, impressive general knowledge & creative challenges to battle it out for a £50 bar tab then a weekly raffle to Play Your Cards Right for the cash jackpot!
💸 Book a table now to enter or drop in before 8pm!
2-fer-tuesday
2-4-1 on all cocktails, house wine and Laine & Brixton beers through PUBBL!
For The Love of Pop
For The Love Of Pop
Every Saturday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
Need that gold streamer, pink bathroom, dancing-on-stage realness on a Saturday night? The Thieves have you covered.
A weekly pop party with a twist: all killer no filler pop hits with a no cringe guarantee.
Expect to hear:
Britney Spears / Charli XCX / Beyoncé / PinkPantheress / Tate McRae / Chappell Roan / Lorde / Dua Lipa / Lady Gaga / Doja Cat / Doechii / Megan Thee Stallion / ROSALÍA / Billie Eilish / Amaarae / Tinashe / Kelis / Tems / Nick Minaj / Kylie Minogue / Addison Rae / Lola Young / Gracie Abrams / CMAT / Selena Gomez / Ariana Grande / Rihanna / Taylor Swift / Christina Aguilera / Justin Timberlake / SZA / Timbaland / The Weeknd / FLO / ROSÉ / Bruno Mars / K anye West / Cardi B / Miley Cyrus / P!nk / Sugababes / JADE / Jungkook / Destiny’s Child / Harry Styles / Troye Sivan / Robyn / The 1975 / RAYE / JENNIE / Lily Allen / Madonna / Nelly Furtado / Gwen Stefani / Jamelia / Atomic Kitten / Black Eyed Peas / Azealia Banks + more
<< Book your free ticket>>
FEMININOMENON
FEMININOMENON
Every Friday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
An all-female pop party celebrating the ultimate icons of this era lands at The Thieves every Friday night and it’s completely free!
Expect wall-to-wall bangers from the women and queer artists redefining pop
You’ll hear the likes of:
Addison Rae / Ashnikko / Björk / Britney Spears / Caroline Polachek / Chappell Roan / Charli XCX / CMAT / COBRAH / Confidence Man / Doechii / Doja Cat / Fiona Apple / FKA Twigs / Grimes / Kim Petras / Kylie Minogue / Lady Gaga / Lana Del Rey / Lola Young / Lorde / Madonna / Magdalena Bay / Megan Thee Stallion / Olivia Rodrigo / PinkPantheress / RAE / Rebecca Black / Rina Sawayama / Robyn / ROSALIA / Sabrina Carpenter / Shygirl / Sky Ferreira / Slayyyter / SOPHIE / Sophie Ellis-Bextor / Tyla / Zara Larsson
<< Book your free ticket>>
BIG FAT QUIZ
🍻 Join us EVERY WEDNESDAY for our weekly @thebigfatquizco with quiz master extraordinaire Jamie!
📝 There’ll be brain busters, impressive general knowledge & creative challenges to battle it out for a £50 bar tab then a weekly raffle to Play Your Cards Right for the cash jackpot!
💸 Book a table now to enter or drop in before 8pm!
2-fer-tuesday
2-4-1 on all cocktails, house wine and Laine & Brixton beers through PUBBL!
For The Love of Pop
For The Love Of Pop
Every Saturday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
Need that gold streamer, pink bathroom, dancing-on-stage realness on a Saturday night? The Thieves have you covered.
A weekly pop party with a twist: all killer no filler pop hits with a no cringe guarantee.
Expect to hear:
Britney Spears / Charli XCX / Beyoncé / PinkPantheress / Tate McRae / Chappell Roan / Lorde / Dua Lipa / Lady Gaga / Doja Cat / Doechii / Megan Thee Stallion / ROSALÍA / Billie Eilish / Amaarae / Tinashe / Kelis / Tems / Nick Minaj / Kylie Minogue / Addison Rae / Lola Young / Gracie Abrams / CMAT / Selena Gomez / Ariana Grande / Rihanna / Taylor Swift / Christina Aguilera / Justin Timberlake / SZA / Timbaland / The Weeknd / FLO / ROSÉ / Bruno Mars / K anye West / Cardi B / Miley Cyrus / P!nk / Sugababes / JADE / Jungkook / Destiny’s Child / Harry Styles / Troye Sivan / Robyn / The 1975 / RAYE / JENNIE / Lily Allen / Madonna / Nelly Furtado / Gwen Stefani / Jamelia / Atomic Kitten / Black Eyed Peas / Azealia Banks + more
<< Book your free ticket>>
FEMININOMENON
FEMININOMENON
Every Friday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
An all-female pop party celebrating the ultimate icons of this era lands at The Thieves every Friday night and it’s completely free!
Expect wall-to-wall bangers from the women and queer artists redefining pop
You’ll hear the likes of:
Addison Rae / Ashnikko / Björk / Britney Spears / Caroline Polachek / Chappell Roan / Charli XCX / CMAT / COBRAH / Confidence Man / Doechii / Doja Cat / Fiona Apple / FKA Twigs / Grimes / Kim Petras / Kylie Minogue / Lady Gaga / Lana Del Rey / Lola Young / Lorde / Madonna / Magdalena Bay / Megan Thee Stallion / Olivia Rodrigo / PinkPantheress / RAE / Rebecca Black / Rina Sawayama / Robyn / ROSALIA / Sabrina Carpenter / Shygirl / Sky Ferreira / Slayyyter / SOPHIE / Sophie Ellis-Bextor / Tyla / Zara Larsson
<< Book your free ticket>>
BIG FAT QUIZ
🍻 Join us EVERY WEDNESDAY for our weekly @thebigfatquizco with quiz master extraordinaire Jamie!
📝 There’ll be brain busters, impressive general knowledge & creative challenges to battle it out for a £50 bar tab then a weekly raffle to Play Your Cards Right for the cash jackpot!
💸 Book a table now to enter or drop in before 8pm!
2-fer-tuesday
2-4-1 on all cocktails, house wine and Laine & Brixton beers through PUBBL!
For The Love of Pop
For The Love Of Pop
Every Saturday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
Need that gold streamer, pink bathroom, dancing-on-stage realness on a Saturday night? The Thieves have you covered.
A weekly pop party with a twist: all killer no filler pop hits with a no cringe guarantee.
Expect to hear:
Britney Spears / Charli XCX / Beyoncé / PinkPantheress / Tate McRae / Chappell Roan / Lorde / Dua Lipa / Lady Gaga / Doja Cat / Doechii / Megan Thee Stallion / ROSALÍA / Billie Eilish / Amaarae / Tinashe / Kelis / Tems / Nick Minaj / Kylie Minogue / Addison Rae / Lola Young / Gracie Abrams / CMAT / Selena Gomez / Ariana Grande / Rihanna / Taylor Swift / Christina Aguilera / Justin Timberlake / SZA / Timbaland / The Weeknd / FLO / ROSÉ / Bruno Mars / K anye West / Cardi B / Miley Cyrus / P!nk / Sugababes / JADE / Jungkook / Destiny’s Child / Harry Styles / Troye Sivan / Robyn / The 1975 / RAYE / JENNIE / Lily Allen / Madonna / Nelly Furtado / Gwen Stefani / Jamelia / Atomic Kitten / Black Eyed Peas / Azealia Banks + more
<< Book your free ticket>>
FEMININOMENON
FEMININOMENON
Every Friday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
An all-female pop party celebrating the ultimate icons of this era lands at The Thieves every Friday night and it’s completely free!
Expect wall-to-wall bangers from the women and queer artists redefining pop
You’ll hear the likes of:
Addison Rae / Ashnikko / Björk / Britney Spears / Caroline Polachek / Chappell Roan / Charli XCX / CMAT / COBRAH / Confidence Man / Doechii / Doja Cat / Fiona Apple / FKA Twigs / Grimes / Kim Petras / Kylie Minogue / Lady Gaga / Lana Del Rey / Lola Young / Lorde / Madonna / Magdalena Bay / Megan Thee Stallion / Olivia Rodrigo / PinkPantheress / RAE / Rebecca Black / Rina Sawayama / Robyn / ROSALIA / Sabrina Carpenter / Shygirl / Sky Ferreira / Slayyyter / SOPHIE / Sophie Ellis-Bextor / Tyla / Zara Larsson
<< Book your free ticket>>
BIG FAT QUIZ
🍻 Join us EVERY WEDNESDAY for our weekly @thebigfatquizco with quiz master extraordinaire Jamie!
📝 There’ll be brain busters, impressive general knowledge & creative challenges to battle it out for a £50 bar tab then a weekly raffle to Play Your Cards Right for the cash jackpot!
💸 Book a table now to enter or drop in before 8pm!
2-fer-tuesday
2-4-1 on all cocktails, house wine and Laine & Brixton beers through PUBBL!
For The Love of Pop
For The Love Of Pop
Every Saturday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
Need that gold streamer, pink bathroom, dancing-on-stage realness on a Saturday night? The Thieves have you covered.
A weekly pop party with a twist: all killer no filler pop hits with a no cringe guarantee.
Expect to hear:
Britney Spears / Charli XCX / Beyoncé / PinkPantheress / Tate McRae / Chappell Roan / Lorde / Dua Lipa / Lady Gaga / Doja Cat / Doechii / Megan Thee Stallion / ROSALÍA / Billie Eilish / Amaarae / Tinashe / Kelis / Tems / Nick Minaj / Kylie Minogue / Addison Rae / Lola Young / Gracie Abrams / CMAT / Selena Gomez / Ariana Grande / Rihanna / Taylor Swift / Christina Aguilera / Justin Timberlake / SZA / Timbaland / The Weeknd / FLO / ROSÉ / Bruno Mars / K anye West / Cardi B / Miley Cyrus / P!nk / Sugababes / JADE / Jungkook / Destiny’s Child / Harry Styles / Troye Sivan / Robyn / The 1975 / RAYE / JENNIE / Lily Allen / Madonna / Nelly Furtado / Gwen Stefani / Jamelia / Atomic Kitten / Black Eyed Peas / Azealia Banks + more
<< Book your free ticket>>
FEMININOMENON
FEMININOMENON
Every Friday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
An all-female pop party celebrating the ultimate icons of this era lands at The Thieves every Friday night and it’s completely free!
Expect wall-to-wall bangers from the women and queer artists redefining pop
You’ll hear the likes of:
Addison Rae / Ashnikko / Björk / Britney Spears / Caroline Polachek / Chappell Roan / Charli XCX / CMAT / COBRAH / Confidence Man / Doechii / Doja Cat / Fiona Apple / FKA Twigs / Grimes / Kim Petras / Kylie Minogue / Lady Gaga / Lana Del Rey / Lola Young / Lorde / Madonna / Magdalena Bay / Megan Thee Stallion / Olivia Rodrigo / PinkPantheress / RAE / Rebecca Black / Rina Sawayama / Robyn / ROSALIA / Sabrina Carpenter / Shygirl / Sky Ferreira / Slayyyter / SOPHIE / Sophie Ellis-Bextor / Tyla / Zara Larsson
<< Book your free ticket>>
BIG FAT QUIZ
🍻 Join us EVERY WEDNESDAY for our weekly @thebigfatquizco with quiz master extraordinaire Jamie!
📝 There’ll be brain busters, impressive general knowledge & creative challenges to battle it out for a £50 bar tab then a weekly raffle to Play Your Cards Right for the cash jackpot!
💸 Book a table now to enter or drop in before 8pm!
For The Love of Pop
For The Love Of Pop
Every Saturday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
Need that gold streamer, pink bathroom, dancing-on-stage realness on a Saturday night? The Thieves have you covered.
A weekly pop party with a twist: all killer no filler pop hits with a no cringe guarantee.
Expect to hear:
Britney Spears / Charli XCX / Beyoncé / PinkPantheress / Tate McRae / Chappell Roan / Lorde / Dua Lipa / Lady Gaga / Doja Cat / Doechii / Megan Thee Stallion / ROSALÍA / Billie Eilish / Amaarae / Tinashe / Kelis / Tems / Nick Minaj / Kylie Minogue / Addison Rae / Lola Young / Gracie Abrams / CMAT / Selena Gomez / Ariana Grande / Rihanna / Taylor Swift / Christina Aguilera / Justin Timberlake / SZA / Timbaland / The Weeknd / FLO / ROSÉ / Bruno Mars / K anye West / Cardi B / Miley Cyrus / P!nk / Sugababes / JADE / Jungkook / Destiny’s Child / Harry Styles / Troye Sivan / Robyn / The 1975 / RAYE / JENNIE / Lily Allen / Madonna / Nelly Furtado / Gwen Stefani / Jamelia / Atomic Kitten / Black Eyed Peas / Azealia Banks + more
<< Book your free ticket>>
FEMININOMENON
FEMININOMENON
Every Friday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
An all-female pop party celebrating the ultimate icons of this era lands at The Thieves every Friday night and it’s completely free!
Expect wall-to-wall bangers from the women and queer artists redefining pop
You’ll hear the likes of:
Addison Rae / Ashnikko / Björk / Britney Spears / Caroline Polachek / Chappell Roan / Charli XCX / CMAT / COBRAH / Confidence Man / Doechii / Doja Cat / Fiona Apple / FKA Twigs / Grimes / Kim Petras / Kylie Minogue / Lady Gaga / Lana Del Rey / Lola Young / Lorde / Madonna / Magdalena Bay / Megan Thee Stallion / Olivia Rodrigo / PinkPantheress / RAE / Rebecca Black / Rina Sawayama / Robyn / ROSALIA / Sabrina Carpenter / Shygirl / Sky Ferreira / Slayyyter / SOPHIE / Sophie Ellis-Bextor / Tyla / Zara Larsson
<< Book your free ticket>>
BIG FAT QUIZ
🍻 Join us EVERY WEDNESDAY for our weekly @thebigfatquizco with quiz master extraordinaire Jamie!
📝 There’ll be brain busters, impressive general knowledge & creative challenges to battle it out for a £50 bar tab then a weekly raffle to Play Your Cards Right for the cash jackpot!
💸 Book a table now to enter or drop in before 8pm!
For The Love of Pop
For The Love Of Pop
Every Saturday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
Need that gold streamer, pink bathroom, dancing-on-stage realness on a Saturday night? The Thieves have you covered.
A weekly pop party with a twist: all killer no filler pop hits with a no cringe guarantee.
Expect to hear:
Britney Spears / Charli XCX / Beyoncé / PinkPantheress / Tate McRae / Chappell Roan / Lorde / Dua Lipa / Lady Gaga / Doja Cat / Doechii / Megan Thee Stallion / ROSALÍA / Billie Eilish / Amaarae / Tinashe / Kelis / Tems / Nick Minaj / Kylie Minogue / Addison Rae / Lola Young / Gracie Abrams / CMAT / Selena Gomez / Ariana Grande / Rihanna / Taylor Swift / Christina Aguilera / Justin Timberlake / SZA / Timbaland / The Weeknd / FLO / ROSÉ / Bruno Mars / K anye West / Cardi B / Miley Cyrus / P!nk / Sugababes / JADE / Jungkook / Destiny’s Child / Harry Styles / Troye Sivan / Robyn / The 1975 / RAYE / JENNIE / Lily Allen / Madonna / Nelly Furtado / Gwen Stefani / Jamelia / Atomic Kitten / Black Eyed Peas / Azealia Banks + more