here to steal your night away.
WHAT’S HAPPENING AT THE THIEVES
Full Tilt Entertainment: Never Miss a Moment
From pulsating gigs and dazzling cabaret to side-splitting comedy and high-energy club nights, there’s always something to get into.
You'll find DJs spinning disco house, funk, soul, disco, indie, alt, and classics. The energy will never drop.
For the culturally curious, keep an eye out for our most unique events, like the Neon Naked Strip Karaoke or a spontaneous live set.
Every day, something's happening. Get ready to live the night at full tilt.
BIG FAT QUIZ
🍻 Join us EVERY WEDNESDAY for our weekly @thebigfatquizco with quiz master extraordinaire Jamie!
📝 There’ll be brain busters, impressive general knowledge & creative challenges to battle it out for a £50 bar tab then a weekly raffle to Play Your Cards Right for the cash jackpot!
💸 Book a table now to enter or drop in before 8pm!
FEMININOMENON
FEMININOMENON
Every Friday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
An all-female pop party celebrating the ultimate icons of this era lands at The Thieves every Friday night and it’s completely free!
Expect wall-to-wall bangers from the women and queer artists redefining pop
You’ll hear the likes of:
Addison Rae / Ashnikko / Björk / Britney Spears / Caroline Polachek / Chappell Roan / Charli XCX / CMAT / COBRAH / Confidence Man / Doechii / Doja Cat / Fiona Apple / FKA Twigs / Grimes / Kim Petras / Kylie Minogue / Lady Gaga / Lana Del Rey / Lola Young / Lorde / Madonna / Magdalena Bay / Megan Thee Stallion / Olivia Rodrigo / PinkPantheress / RAE / Rebecca Black / Rina Sawayama / Robyn / ROSALIA / Sabrina Carpenter / Shygirl / Sky Ferreira / Slayyyter / SOPHIE / Sophie Ellis-Bextor / Tyla / Zara Larsson
<< Book your free ticket>>
For The Love of Pop
For The Love Of Pop
Every Saturday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
Need that gold streamer, pink bathroom, dancing-on-stage realness on a Saturday night? The Thieves have you covered.
A weekly pop party with a twist: all killer no filler pop hits with a no cringe guarantee.
Expect to hear:
Britney Spears / Charli XCX / Beyoncé / PinkPantheress / Tate McRae / Chappell Roan / Lorde / Dua Lipa / Lady Gaga / Doja Cat / Doechii / Megan Thee Stallion / ROSALÍA / Billie Eilish / Amaarae / Tinashe / Kelis / Tems / Nick Minaj / Kylie Minogue / Addison Rae / Lola Young / Gracie Abrams / CMAT / Selena Gomez / Ariana Grande / Rihanna / Taylor Swift / Christina Aguilera / Justin Timberlake / SZA / Timbaland / The Weeknd / FLO / ROSÉ / Bruno Mars / K anye West / Cardi B / Miley Cyrus / P!nk / Sugababes / JADE / Jungkook / Destiny’s Child / Harry Styles / Troye Sivan / Robyn / The 1975 / RAYE / JENNIE / Lily Allen / Madonna / Nelly Furtado / Gwen Stefani / Jamelia / Atomic Kitten / Black Eyed Peas / Azealia Banks + more
<< Book your free ticket>>
BIG FAT QUIZ
🍻 Join us EVERY WEDNESDAY for our weekly @thebigfatquizco with quiz master extraordinaire Jamie!
📝 There’ll be brain busters, impressive general knowledge & creative challenges to battle it out for a £50 bar tab then a weekly raffle to Play Your Cards Right for the cash jackpot!
💸 Book a table now to enter or drop in before 8pm!
GOOD SHIP Comedy Feat. Harriet Kemsley
Good Ship Comedy are onboard to deliver the best midweek stand-up in all of South London. Wednesday 25th March brings us Harriet Kemsley!
FEMININOMENON
FEMININOMENON
Every Friday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
An all-female pop party celebrating the ultimate icons of this era lands at The Thieves every Friday night and it’s completely free!
Expect wall-to-wall bangers from the women and queer artists redefining pop
You’ll hear the likes of:
Addison Rae / Ashnikko / Björk / Britney Spears / Caroline Polachek / Chappell Roan / Charli XCX / CMAT / COBRAH / Confidence Man / Doechii / Doja Cat / Fiona Apple / FKA Twigs / Grimes / Kim Petras / Kylie Minogue / Lady Gaga / Lana Del Rey / Lola Young / Lorde / Madonna / Magdalena Bay / Megan Thee Stallion / Olivia Rodrigo / PinkPantheress / RAE / Rebecca Black / Rina Sawayama / Robyn / ROSALIA / Sabrina Carpenter / Shygirl / Sky Ferreira / Slayyyter / SOPHIE / Sophie Ellis-Bextor / Tyla / Zara Larsson
<< Book your free ticket>>
For The Love of Pop
For The Love Of Pop
Every Saturday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
Need that gold streamer, pink bathroom, dancing-on-stage realness on a Saturday night? The Thieves have you covered.
A weekly pop party with a twist: all killer no filler pop hits with a no cringe guarantee.
Expect to hear:
Britney Spears / Charli XCX / Beyoncé / PinkPantheress / Tate McRae / Chappell Roan / Lorde / Dua Lipa / Lady Gaga / Doja Cat / Doechii / Megan Thee Stallion / ROSALÍA / Billie Eilish / Amaarae / Tinashe / Kelis / Tems / Nick Minaj / Kylie Minogue / Addison Rae / Lola Young / Gracie Abrams / CMAT / Selena Gomez / Ariana Grande / Rihanna / Taylor Swift / Christina Aguilera / Justin Timberlake / SZA / Timbaland / The Weeknd / FLO / ROSÉ / Bruno Mars / K anye West / Cardi B / Miley Cyrus / P!nk / Sugababes / JADE / Jungkook / Destiny’s Child / Harry Styles / Troye Sivan / Robyn / The 1975 / RAYE / JENNIE / Lily Allen / Madonna / Nelly Furtado / Gwen Stefani / Jamelia / Atomic Kitten / Black Eyed Peas / Azealia Banks + more
<< Book your free ticket>>
BIG FAT QUIZ
🍻 Join us EVERY WEDNESDAY for our weekly @thebigfatquizco with quiz master extraordinaire Jamie!
📝 There’ll be brain busters, impressive general knowledge & creative challenges to battle it out for a £50 bar tab then a weekly raffle to Play Your Cards Right for the cash jackpot!
💸 Book a table now to enter or drop in before 8pm!
FEMININOMENON
FEMININOMENON
Every Friday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
An all-female pop party celebrating the ultimate icons of this era lands at The Thieves every Friday night and it’s completely free!
Expect wall-to-wall bangers from the women and queer artists redefining pop
You’ll hear the likes of:
Addison Rae / Ashnikko / Björk / Britney Spears / Caroline Polachek / Chappell Roan / Charli XCX / CMAT / COBRAH / Confidence Man / Doechii / Doja Cat / Fiona Apple / FKA Twigs / Grimes / Kim Petras / Kylie Minogue / Lady Gaga / Lana Del Rey / Lola Young / Lorde / Madonna / Magdalena Bay / Megan Thee Stallion / Olivia Rodrigo / PinkPantheress / RAE / Rebecca Black / Rina Sawayama / Robyn / ROSALIA / Sabrina Carpenter / Shygirl / Sky Ferreira / Slayyyter / SOPHIE / Sophie Ellis-Bextor / Tyla / Zara Larsson
<< Book your free ticket>>
For The Love of Pop
For The Love Of Pop
Every Saturday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
Need that gold streamer, pink bathroom, dancing-on-stage realness on a Saturday night? The Thieves have you covered.
A weekly pop party with a twist: all killer no filler pop hits with a no cringe guarantee.
Expect to hear:
Britney Spears / Charli XCX / Beyoncé / PinkPantheress / Tate McRae / Chappell Roan / Lorde / Dua Lipa / Lady Gaga / Doja Cat / Doechii / Megan Thee Stallion / ROSALÍA / Billie Eilish / Amaarae / Tinashe / Kelis / Tems / Nick Minaj / Kylie Minogue / Addison Rae / Lola Young / Gracie Abrams / CMAT / Selena Gomez / Ariana Grande / Rihanna / Taylor Swift / Christina Aguilera / Justin Timberlake / SZA / Timbaland / The Weeknd / FLO / ROSÉ / Bruno Mars / K anye West / Cardi B / Miley Cyrus / P!nk / Sugababes / JADE / Jungkook / Destiny’s Child / Harry Styles / Troye Sivan / Robyn / The 1975 / RAYE / JENNIE / Lily Allen / Madonna / Nelly Furtado / Gwen Stefani / Jamelia / Atomic Kitten / Black Eyed Peas / Azealia Banks + more
<< Book your free ticket>>
For The Love of Pop
For The Love Of Pop - “ceilidh minogue” - ST. PADDY’S DAY SPECIAL
Every Saturday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
This St Patrick’s Day, For The Love Of Pop goes green and gold.
"Ceilidh Minogue" is our Aussie vs Irish takeover, a full night of singalongs, indie favourites and undeniable pop moments from two nations that know their way around a hook.
From pub classics to festival anthems to pure chart royalty, it’s a friendly rivalry played out properly: loud and on the dancefloor.
Plus: £3 Baby Guinness all night.
Need that gold streamer, pink bathroom, dancing-on-stage realness on a Saturday night? The Thieves have you covered.
A weekly pop party with a twist: all killer no filler pop hits with a no cringe guarantee.
All the usual goodies plus :
AC/DC / Amyl and the Sniffers / Bee Gees / B*Witched / Boyzone / Confidence Man / The Corrs / The Cranberries / Crowded House / Damien Rice / Empire of the Sun / Fontaines D.C. / Gotye / House of Pain / Hozier / INXS / Jet / Kylie Minogue / Men at Work / Midnight Oil / Natalie Imbruglia / The Pogues / Savage Garden / The Script / Sinéad O'Connor / Tame Impala / Thin Lizzy / The Undertones / The Veronicas / Westlife / Wolfmother
Expect to hear:
Britney Spears / Charli XCX / Beyoncé / PinkPantheress / Tate McRae / Chappell Roan / Lorde / Dua Lipa / Lady Gaga / Doja Cat / Doechii / Megan Thee Stallion / ROSALÍA / Billie Eilish / Amaarae / Tinashe / Kelis / Tems / Nick Minaj / Kylie Minogue / Addison Rae / Lola Young / Gracie Abrams / CMAT / Selena Gomez / Ariana Grande / Rihanna / Taylor Swift / Christina Aguilera / Justin Timberlake / SZA / Timbaland / The Weeknd / FLO / ROSÉ / Bruno Mars / K anye West / Cardi B / Miley Cyrus / P!nk / Sugababes / JADE / Jungkook / Destiny’s Child / Harry Styles / Troye Sivan / Robyn / The 1975 / RAYE / JENNIE / Lily Allen / Madonna / Nelly Furtado / Gwen Stefani / Jamelia / Atomic Kitten / Black Eyed Peas / Azealia Banks + more
<< Book your free ticket>>
ST Patrick’s day weekender
Join us for the ultimate St. Paddy’s celebration! We’re kicking off with the Six Nations Super Saturday finales, followed by live music and our legendary Aussie-Irish mashup party.
FEMININOMENON
FEMININOMENON
Every Friday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
An all-female pop party celebrating the ultimate icons of this era lands at The Thieves every Friday night and it’s completely free!
Expect wall-to-wall bangers from the women and queer artists redefining pop
You’ll hear the likes of:
Addison Rae / Ashnikko / Björk / Britney Spears / Caroline Polachek / Chappell Roan / Charli XCX / CMAT / COBRAH / Confidence Man / Doechii / Doja Cat / Fiona Apple / FKA Twigs / Grimes / Kim Petras / Kylie Minogue / Lady Gaga / Lana Del Rey / Lola Young / Lorde / Madonna / Magdalena Bay / Megan Thee Stallion / Olivia Rodrigo / PinkPantheress / RAE / Rebecca Black / Rina Sawayama / Robyn / ROSALIA / Sabrina Carpenter / Shygirl / Sky Ferreira / Slayyyter / SOPHIE / Sophie Ellis-Bextor / Tyla / Zara Larsson
<< Book your free ticket>>
GOOD SHIP Comedy Feat. Paul Sinha
Good Ship Comedy are onboard to deliver the best midweek stand-up in all of South London. Wednesday 11th March brings us Paul Sinha!
BIG FAT QUIZ
🍻 Join us EVERY WEDNESDAY for our weekly @thebigfatquizco with quiz master extraordinaire Jamie!
📝 There’ll be brain busters, impressive general knowledge & creative challenges to battle it out for a £50 bar tab then a weekly raffle to Play Your Cards Right for the cash jackpot!
💸 Book a table now to enter or drop in before 8pm!
For The Love of Pop
For The Love Of Pop
Every Saturday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
Need that gold streamer, pink bathroom, dancing-on-stage realness on a Saturday night? The Thieves have you covered.
A weekly pop party with a twist: all killer no filler pop hits with a no cringe guarantee.
Expect to hear:
Britney Spears / Charli XCX / Beyoncé / PinkPantheress / Tate McRae / Chappell Roan / Lorde / Dua Lipa / Lady Gaga / Doja Cat / Doechii / Megan Thee Stallion / ROSALÍA / Billie Eilish / Amaarae / Tinashe / Kelis / Tems / Nick Minaj / Kylie Minogue / Addison Rae / Lola Young / Gracie Abrams / CMAT / Selena Gomez / Ariana Grande / Rihanna / Taylor Swift / Christina Aguilera / Justin Timberlake / SZA / Timbaland / The Weeknd / FLO / ROSÉ / Bruno Mars / K anye West / Cardi B / Miley Cyrus / P!nk / Sugababes / JADE / Jungkook / Destiny’s Child / Harry Styles / Troye Sivan / Robyn / The 1975 / RAYE / JENNIE / Lily Allen / Madonna / Nelly Furtado / Gwen Stefani / Jamelia / Atomic Kitten / Black Eyed Peas / Azealia Banks + more
<< Book your free ticket>>
FEMININOMENON
FEMININOMENON
Every Friday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
An all-female pop party celebrating the ultimate icons of this era lands at The Thieves every Friday night and it’s completely free!
Expect wall-to-wall bangers from the women and queer artists redefining pop
You’ll hear the likes of:
Addison Rae / Ashnikko / Björk / Britney Spears / Caroline Polachek / Chappell Roan / Charli XCX / CMAT / COBRAH / Confidence Man / Doechii / Doja Cat / Fiona Apple / FKA Twigs / Grimes / Kim Petras / Kylie Minogue / Lady Gaga / Lana Del Rey / Lola Young / Lorde / Madonna / Magdalena Bay / Megan Thee Stallion / Olivia Rodrigo / PinkPantheress / RAE / Rebecca Black / Rina Sawayama / Robyn / ROSALIA / Sabrina Carpenter / Shygirl / Sky Ferreira / Slayyyter / SOPHIE / Sophie Ellis-Bextor / Tyla / Zara Larsson
<< Book your free ticket>>
BIG FAT QUIZ
🍻 Join us EVERY WEDNESDAY for our weekly @thebigfatquizco with quiz master extraordinaire Jamie!
📝 There’ll be brain busters, impressive general knowledge & creative challenges to battle it out for a £50 bar tab then a weekly raffle to Play Your Cards Right for the cash jackpot!
💸 Book a table now to enter or drop in before 8pm!
For The Love of Pop
For The Love Of Pop
Every Saturday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
Need that gold streamer, pink bathroom, dancing-on-stage realness on a Saturday night? The Thieves have you covered.
A weekly pop party with a twist: all killer no filler pop hits with a no cringe guarantee.
Expect to hear:
Britney Spears / Charli XCX / Beyoncé / PinkPantheress / Tate McRae / Chappell Roan / Lorde / Dua Lipa / Lady Gaga / Doja Cat / Doechii / Megan Thee Stallion / ROSALÍA / Billie Eilish / Amaarae / Tinashe / Kelis / Tems / Nick Minaj / Kylie Minogue / Addison Rae / Lola Young / Gracie Abrams / CMAT / Selena Gomez / Ariana Grande / Rihanna / Taylor Swift / Christina Aguilera / Justin Timberlake / SZA / Timbaland / The Weeknd / FLO / ROSÉ / Bruno Mars / K anye West / Cardi B / Miley Cyrus / P!nk / Sugababes / JADE / Jungkook / Destiny’s Child / Harry Styles / Troye Sivan / Robyn / The 1975 / RAYE / JENNIE / Lily Allen / Madonna / Nelly Furtado / Gwen Stefani / Jamelia / Atomic Kitten / Black Eyed Peas / Azealia Banks + more
<< Book your free ticket>>
FEMININOMENON
FEMININOMENON
Every Friday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
An all-female pop party celebrating the ultimate icons of this era lands at The Thieves every Friday night and it’s completely free!
Expect wall-to-wall bangers from the women and queer artists redefining pop
You’ll hear the likes of:
Addison Rae / Ashnikko / Björk / Britney Spears / Caroline Polachek / Chappell Roan / Charli XCX / CMAT / COBRAH / Confidence Man / Doechii / Doja Cat / Fiona Apple / FKA Twigs / Grimes / Kim Petras / Kylie Minogue / Lady Gaga / Lana Del Rey / Lola Young / Lorde / Madonna / Magdalena Bay / Megan Thee Stallion / Olivia Rodrigo / PinkPantheress / RAE / Rebecca Black / Rina Sawayama / Robyn / ROSALIA / Sabrina Carpenter / Shygirl / Sky Ferreira / Slayyyter / SOPHIE / Sophie Ellis-Bextor / Tyla / Zara Larsson
<< Book your free ticket>>
GOOD SHIP Comedy Feat. Ceyla ab
Good Ship Comedy are onboard to deliver the best midweek stand-up in all of South London. Wednesday 25th Feb brings us Ceyla AB!
BIG FAT QUIZ
🍻 Join us EVERY WEDNESDAY for our weekly @thebigfatquizco with quiz master extraordinaire Jamie!
📝 There’ll be brain busters, impressive general knowledge & creative challenges to battle it out for a £50 bar tab then a weekly raffle to Play Your Cards Right for the cash jackpot!
💸 Book a table now to enter or drop in before 8pm!
BIG FAT QUIZ
🍻 Join us EVERY WEDNESDAY for our weekly @thebigfatquizco with quiz master extraordinaire Jamie!
📝 There’ll be brain busters, impressive general knowledge & creative challenges to battle it out for a £50 bar tab then a weekly raffle to Play Your Cards Right for the cash jackpot!
💸 Book a table now to enter or drop in before 8pm!
WLW VALENTINES BURLESQUE AND SINGLES MIXER
Come join us for a sensual night of burlesque and flirtacion! There will be heart racing pop up performances throughout the evening as well as DJ Rose playing a mix of sapphic slow jams in between.
GOOD SHIP Comedy Feat. Tom Houghton
Good Ship Comedy are onboard to deliver the best midweek stand-up in all of South London. Wednesday 11th Feb brings us Tom Houghton!
big fat pub quiz
The Thieves’ weekly pub quiz returns! Did we mention there’s a cash prize jack pot? 👀
Sunday Songbook
Hosted by Rudi Douglas, come along and sing out to a host of new covers from nearly all the songs that made you gay. Or gay adjacent. Or a bit merry once at a party. Entry is FREE, so tell a friend to tell a friend and sing your hearts out.
LUCKY CHIP LAUNCH PARTY - x100 free burgers!
Join us for an unforgettable launch party with delicious food and DJs spinning non-stop bangers all night long! Get down early - we are giving away 100 FREE BURGERS to the first 100 hungry accomplices with every drink purchase.
Voices Radio DJs
Voices Radio are taking over Saturday nights at Battersea! Their DJs are dropping the ultimate weekend soundtrack to keep the energy high and the dance floor moving. Saturday night just found its new home.
Voices Radio DJs
DJ X will be bringing the best beats to Battersea every Friday night. Expect x, x and x to get you moving on the floor.
SKIVERS CLUB
Shut that laptop, ditch that notepad and skip that meeting. It’s time for Skivers Club at The Thieves! £3 pints at 3pm, £4 pints at 4pm, £5 pints at 5pm and £6 pints at 6pm.
Voices Radio DJs
DJs from Voices Radio will be spinning the best in disco, pop. r’n’b & hip hop every Thursday night. Thursday is the new Friday after all!
GOOD SHIP Comedy Feat. Jeff Innocent
Good Ship Comedy are onboard to deliver the best midweek stand-up in all of South London. Wednesday 28th Jan brings us Jeff Innocent!
2-fer-tuesday
2-4-1 on all cocktails, house wine and Laine & Brixton beers through PUBBL!
Hospo disco!
We’re giving the love back to our fellow hospitality workers every Monday! 30% off drinks, free darts and free karaoke.
50% Off Arcade
Get ready for some serious competitive gaming, as it’s 50% off all games at The Thieves Gambit! Pairs well with 2-4-1 cocktails.
