here to steal your night away.
WHAT’S HAPPENING AT THE THIEVES
Full Tilt Entertainment: Never Miss a Moment
From pulsating gigs and dazzling cabaret to side-splitting comedy and high-energy club nights, there’s always something to get into.
You'll find DJs spinning disco house, funk, soul, disco, indie, alt, and classics —the energy will never drop.
For the culturally curious, keep an eye out for our most unique events, like the Neon Naked Strip Karaoke or a spontaneous live set.
Every day, something's happening —get ready to live the night at full tilt.
SKIVERS CLUB
Shut that laptop, ditch that notepad and skip that meeting. It’s time for Skivers Club at The Thieves! £3 pints at 3pm, £4 pints at 4pm, £5 pints at 5pm and £6 pints at 6pm.
Voices Radio DJs
DJ X will be bringing the best beats to Battersea every Friday night. Expect x, x and x to get you moving on the floor.
Voices Radio DJs
Voices Radio are taking over Saturday nights at Battersea! Their DJs are dropping the ultimate weekend soundtrack to keep the energy high and the dance floor moving. Saturday night just found its new home.
pub quiz
The Thieves’ weekly pub quiz returns! Did we mention there’s a cash prize jack pot? 👀
LUCKY CHIP LAUNCH PARTY - x100 free burgers!
Join us for an unforgettable launch party with delicious food and DJs spinning non-stop bangers all night long! Get down early - we are giving away 100 FREE BURGERS to the first 100 hungry accomplices with every drink purchase.
Sunday Songbook
Hosted by Rudi Douglas, come along and sing out to a host of new covers from nearly all the songs that made you gay. Or gay adjacent. Or a bit merry once at a party. Entry is FREE, so tell a friend to tell a friend and sing your hearts out.
GOOD SHIP Comedy Feat. Tom Houghton
Good Ship Comedy are onboard to deliver the best midweek stand-up in all of South London. Wednesday 11th Feb brings us Tom Houghton!
WLW VALENTINES BURLESQUE AND SINGLES MIXER
Come join us for a sensual night of burlesque and flirtacion! There will be heart racing pop up performances throughout the evening as well as DJ Rose playing a mix of sapphic slow jams in between.
GOOD SHIP Comedy Feat. Ceyla ab
Good Ship Comedy are onboard to deliver the best midweek stand-up in all of South London. Wednesday 25th Feb brings us Ceyla AB!
GOOD SHIP Comedy Feat. Paul Sinha
Good Ship Comedy are onboard to deliver the best midweek stand-up in all of South London. Wednesday 11th March brings us Paul Sinha!
ST Patrick’s day weekender
Join us for the ultimate St. Paddy’s celebration! We’re kicking off with the Six Nations Super Saturday finales, followed by live music and our legendary Aussie-Irish mashup party.
GOOD SHIP Comedy Feat. Harriet Kemsley
Good Ship Comedy are onboard to deliver the best midweek stand-up in all of South London. Wednesday 25th March brings us Harriet Kemsley!
Voices Radio DJs
DJs from Voices Radio will be spinning the best in disco, pop. r’n’b & hip hop every Thursday night. Thursday is the new Friday after all!
GOOD SHIP Comedy Feat. Jeff Innocent
Good Ship Comedy are onboard to deliver the best midweek stand-up in all of South London. Wednesday 28th Jan brings us Jeff Innocent!
2-fer-tuesday
2-4-1 on all cocktails, house wine and Laine & Brixton beers through PUBBL!
Hospo disco!
We’re giving the love back to our fellow hospitality workers every Monday! 30% off drinks, free darts and free karaoke.
50% Off Arcade
Get ready for some serious competitive gaming, as it’s 50% off all games at The Thieves Gambit! Pairs well with 2-4-1 cocktails.
