A modern playhouse for Battersea.
The Ultimate Pub filled with Live music, DJs, arcades, Karaoke, Comedy, pool & darts!
Steal the Night
From DJs and live music every weekend to comedy every two weeks there’s always something going down at The Thieves. Expect big energy, eclectic sounds and events you won’t find anywhere else… because around here, boring nights get stolen.
Food worth stealing
At The Thieves, we're serving up Lucky Chip's iconic burgers alongside cold pints, great cocktails and a soundtrack of good times.
Home to London’s best chicken parmigiana, get 2 parmi’s for £20 every Tuesday from 5-9pm.
Come hungry, stay late and settle in for Battersea's favourite neighbourhood hangout.
Ready to play?
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Darts
Every Hour
Our darts boards are ready for you to practice the subtle art of hitting the target. Aim for the bullseye, strategize your checkout, and execute the perfect throw to snatch a win from your mates. Plus, you’ve your very own dedicated bar!
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Karaoke
Every Hour
Grab the mic and unleash your inner rockstar. Whether you're a seasoned diva or a shy shower-singer, our stage is open for you to belt out your favourite tunes. With a massive library of hits and a private room , it's all about having fun and stealing the limelight.
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Pool
FREE TABLE? GO FOR IT
Rack 'em up and plan your next move. At our pool tables every game is a blend of skill and deception. Line up the angles, make a clean break, and use cunning strategy to outmaneuver your opponent. Grab a cue and sink a few balls while you figure out your next big scheme.
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Thieves Gambit
GUARANTEED TIME AT THE ARCADE
Head to The Thieves Gambit, our upstairs arcade. Feel your inner child come alive with our retro arcades, or take a dive into VR and racing games. This is your chance to engage in some spirited competitive camaraderie. Want to steal a victory off your mates and win ultimate bragging rights? Get booking!
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Singpod
WHENEVER AND HOWEVER LONG!
For those who want to sing their hearts out but prefer a private stage, our Singpods are your answer! Gather your crew, pick your playlist, and enjoy a private karaoke experience in your own dedicated booth. It’s perfect for intimate parties, hilarious group performances, and singing off-key.
your perfect party
starts here.
Host anything from intimate gatherings to full venue takeovers at The Thieves in Battersea. With private rooms, arcade games, karaoke, darts, pool and bespoke food packages, we’ll help you pull off a night worth talking about.
Your night starts here
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Bookings
Planning a catch-up, date night or group gathering? Reserve your table in advance and let us take care of the rest.
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what's on
From stand-up comedy and live music to quiz nights and special events, there's always something happening at The Thieves.
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Private Hire
Host your next celebration, corporate event or private party in one of Battersea’s most unique spaces. Flexible packages, great food and unforgettable nights.
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Food & drink
From Lucky Chip's legendary burgers to craft beers, cocktails and crowd-pleasing favourites, we've got everything you need for lunch, dinner and drinks.
