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The new ‘thieves’ is now open!

A modern playhouse for Battersea.

Live entertainment, Balans food, brunches, arcade, pool, darts!

The Thieves is more than just a venue—it's an adult playground for the curious, the playful, and the bold. Forget the one-note night out; every visit here is a different kind of caper , a mash-up of live spectacle, late-night escapades, and competitive camaraderie.

Ready to steal back a little more life than you started with?

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CHRISTMAS

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Group Packages

ACTIVITIES

FOOD

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Address:
51 Lavender Gardens, Battersea, London,
SW11 1DJ

Opening Times:
Monday - Wednesday: 4pm - midnight
Thursday: 12pm - midnight
Friday: 12pm - 2am
Saturday & Sunday: 10am - 2am
Sunday: 10am - 10pm

Arcade Opening Times:
Monday - Thursday: 6pm - 11.30pm
Friday & Saturday: 12pm - 01.30am
Sunday: 12pm - 8pm

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